Posted by: CJ | November 1, 2011

I’m also a questionable friend, installment #5293

Me talking to a former girlfriend.

Her: I’ve been feeling the biological clock more acutely lately.

Me: [Communing with my inner scientist] Really? Is it a physical response or psychological?

Her: Mostly physical.

Me: So if we surgically implanted, say, a small squash in your uterus then the baby crazy would go away?

Later on in the same conversation:

Me: Well, if you are going to have a baby at some point, at least give it a good Celtic name. I’m fond of Moira. Or Fiona.

Her: Too close to my ferret’s name.

Me: FOOL! Ferrets get German names, children get Celtic names. How did you screw that up?


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