Posted by: CJ | October 25, 2011

Familiar to all that know me

This is an exchange that will be familiar to all that know me

Me: “Hey, one of my college friends is going to be staying with us for a couple nights this week.”

Roommate: “Oh. Ok. Is he a close friend?”

[I squint my eyes, stop talking, and look vaguely off into the distance]

Me: “Umm?”

Roommate: “WHY? Why do you always squint your eyes, become completely silent, and look off into the distance for the simplest questions?”

Me: “Well…it’s a complicated question. I don’t know what you mean by ‘close friend’. Perhaps you could define close?”

Roommate: “IT’S A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION! PERHAPS YOU COULD SEE THE WORLD IN SEVERAL THOUSAND FEWER SHADES OF GREY!”

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