Posted by: CJ | November 28, 2010

No response is the correct response

Me: What kind of apple pie is it?

DG: It’s an APPLE pie. wtf?

Me: Maybe it’s got stuff other than apples in it.

DG: It’s the RIGHT kind of apple pie. The kind Jesus eats while draped in an American flag.

Me: Sounds kinda discriminatory. What about affirmative action for berries or peaches? I’m not sure you’re a real liberal.



  1. You should be writing for television…I’m not sure what show, though. I’ll get back to you on that.

  2. I have to admit I’ve taken some liberties with exactly how the conversation went. But that’s the gist of it.

    Either I should be writing for them or they should be following autistics around and waiting for comedy gold to strike. One day they’ll probably start doing reality TV shows with Aspie-types.

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